Wish List

• A decent cutting board
• A decent kitchen knife
• Beard Oil
• iTunes gift cards
  Starbucks gift cards
  Chicken wing sauces and spices
  An octopus
• David Sedaris Diaries: A Visual Compendium
• David Sedaris - Holidays on Ice
• Santaland Diaries by David Sedaris (2006-08-01)
• Sucks to be whoever drew me! I'm a highly disorganized procrastinator, and probably the worst list maker who ever lived (sorry!), but I'm easy and will personally guarantee to love whatever you likely already ordered two months ago.
• Uber stephen king nerd book
• Cool christine (stephen king) nerd artwork
• Cool shining (stephen king) nerd shirt size 2xl
• Cool christine (stephen king) nerd shirt size 2xl
• Cool mad max nerd shirt size 2xl